I Can Be Random!

you make jelly. we'll go on picnick sex hammers. today is farty bancharoo. let's get into GAY!

Ummmmmmmmm....... wtf?

Errbody Be Hatin'

Ok, polls are in: a good umm... NOBODY likes emo kids except for emo kids themselves. If you don't believe me, I have proof and lots of it. Whole countries hate emos. Mexico, England, and Russia are all revolting on the growing scene. Dumbest of all is that scene kids hate emos....... wait what? Ya, apparently they're not the same thing. Emo kids are fine and lots of people think I'm emo. I'm not though; I'm a sunshine emo at best. At least I don't hate them though, geez.


A la the PROOF:

http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/mob-emo-bashings-sweep-mexicotelevis-vjs-rants-inspire-violence/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-566481/Why-child-safe-sinister-cult-emo.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7425450.stm

http://www.nme.com/news/my-chemical-romance/38392

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/scene-kids-are-like-so-not-wannabe-emos/2008/03/29/1206207488553.html

Bring Me the Horizon- You Are..... Drunk?

Another funny interview video, that is, if you can understand it. Drunk + Brittish = Barely Even Audible. It's still rediculous and hilarious though. Worth at least one watch. Worth way more if you're a fan of the band.

Emo Overdone

Now THIS ONE is one I made. Tell me whatcha think!

Fat Chicks + Clandestine

Wow, I didn't make this, but I still think It's effin' funny.

Joker: You Are my Freakin' Manlover!

Alright, so sorry I've neglected to post this until right now, but I don't really care. Jk, Jk, I love everyone who takes the time of day to look at my blog! I'll bake you cookies! I'll do it! I swear.
Anyways, I'll make a tab to be more professional and less rambling. Ummmm... batman movie? TITS. Sorry for the profanity, but this movie rocked my socks off in the most epic way that socks have been rocked in all of history! Every single word that comes out of Heath Ledger's posthumous and scarred to frick face is dazzlingly brilliant. There are parts of this move that had me dropping my jaw into my proverbial popcorn. If I haven't summed up how much your life does not matter if you have not seen this movie, look at this review from Jason Tate from absolutepunk (http://www.absolutepunk.net/journal.php?do=showentry&e=41711), hey, he knows his sxxt and his sxxt is fricken Dark Knight. Oh, and WATCH THIS EFFIN MOVIE BEFORE I BLOW YOU UP WITH THE HEAT VISION I WISH I HAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! That's not a threat, It's a promise. bxxch!











jk, jk.

Jack and Alex: You Are TOO Funny

LAWL. This video is great, they are so clever and sarcastic! "I would cut off his legs, and then he could ride no bicycles! except with his hands, bxxch!"

Why So Many?

Sorry for posting so much today, I'm REALLY bored and have nothing better to do. So, I have an addiction to absolutepunk.net and I frequently look at the comments people leave. I find it wierd though how almost EVERY avatar on there has a picture of some random person but with joker eyes and smile and the text "Why So Serious?". Ya, so I guess everyones pumped for that movie to come out? Idk, I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and make some parody ones! Tell me what you think!

Happy Wiener Firework Summer Flag Wavy Day!

Little Gretta loves Independence Day! To bad she was bit by a rabid eagle! She's still going to have a good time though because she's very patriotic! Yay Gretta!