Pop Culture Is Like a Fine Wine That Gets Wasted At a Frat Party

This song is a total callout to fake bands who think they're cool because they can use bits and pieces of whatever they've picked up from TMZ that evening. This means you, Sell Out Boy.

POP CULTURE IS LIKE A FINE WINE THAT GETS WASTED AT A FRAT PARTY

{Chorus}
If hips don't lie
You must be a good lover
Because you dance like none other
I wish my hips could lie
Because my steps have stutter
And my moves are like butter

I tend to ruin things by being myself
Sometimes I wish I could be cool like Slater off Saved By the Bell

{Chorus}

Can you tell I'm trying to be clever?
Picking on pop culture
Like it's the meat and I'm the vulture
But I'm feeling lazy
So I think I'll name drop Patrick Shwayze

{Chorus}

This is everything you want to hear and more
It's too much for your ear thus it becomes a bore
It's becoming all to clear that following the clichés is the way to score

{Chorus}

Mr. Rogers and Mr. T
Got in a bar fight with Barney
And High School Musical had a baby
And it's name was redundancy
That's all, goodbye, peace

Joker: You Are my Freakin' Manlover!

Alright, so sorry I've neglected to post this until right now, but I don't really care. Jk, Jk, I love everyone who takes the time of day to look at my blog! I'll bake you cookies! I'll do it! I swear.
Anyways, I'll make a tab to be more professional and less rambling. Ummmm... batman movie? TITS. Sorry for the profanity, but this movie rocked my socks off in the most epic way that socks have been rocked in all of history! Every single word that comes out of Heath Ledger's posthumous and scarred to frick face is dazzlingly brilliant. There are parts of this move that had me dropping my jaw into my proverbial popcorn. If I haven't summed up how much your life does not matter if you have not seen this movie, look at this review from Jason Tate from absolutepunk (http://www.absolutepunk.net/journal.php?do=showentry&e=41711), hey, he knows his sxxt and his sxxt is fricken Dark Knight. Oh, and WATCH THIS EFFIN MOVIE BEFORE I BLOW YOU UP WITH THE HEAT VISION I WISH I HAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! That's not a threat, It's a promise. bxxch!











jk, jk.

Jack and Alex: You Are TOO Funny

LAWL. This video is great, they are so clever and sarcastic! "I would cut off his legs, and then he could ride no bicycles! except with his hands, bxxch!"

Quiet Times

I have a friend who I spent last night with who said something very wise whether she knew it or not. She said, "Sometimes the best times are the quiet times where no one speaks." Pretty simple in theory, but she totally has a point. You know that your friends are true if you can just sit and shut up without getting awkward. It's like there's an understood conversation going on, and one that is more important than just messing around. This is what it was like as we laid in the park together (her, her boyfriend, and me). After which it turned to dusk and they shared some romantic time by themselves while I caught fireflies. Ya, this all happened after I got ditched at the coffee shop. All in all, a pretty amazing day off. I also made some new graphics for advertising my blog! Feel free to post them anywhere and everywhere, because I'd love the advertising! Stay the way you are, because that's the way I love you best!

Coffee Shop Soundtrack

So I'm just chillaxin at my local coffee shop while enjoying the free wifi they offer. It's my day off from work and it's pretty nice to be able to just sit and not have any responsibilities. I kinda got ditched here by friends, but it's all good because other friends are gunna pick me up. Either way, I'm feeling very independent at the moment and still pretty cool to be blogging mobily. Anyways, I better go before my battery totally dies. much love!

Meant For This

I noticed a shortage of songs being posted lately so I'd thought I'd rectify it with a little diddy! Oh and it's not about me or anyone really, I just came up with a few rhymes that worked and sounded nice. Sorry for those who thought I had a sweetheart. I'm a heartbreaker, what can I say. (kidding)

MEANT FOR THIS

Your picture makes a perfect fixture
On my wall
A mixture of love and fear; an elixer
That says it all

{Chorus}
We were meant for this
Even though we were star-crossed
And had love lost
It's pretty clear
We were meant for this

Your photo makes a healthy addition to my wallet
My little sunshine: at least that's what I call it
It's nice to see you when I grab my money
To remind me that I still have something
To call my own
You call me at home
Even though I have a cell phone
You say you like to have dial tone
And it's less fun to play alone

{Chorus}
We were meant for this
Even though we were star-crossed
And had love lost
It's pretty clear
We were meant for this

We like the way the summer radiates our skin
That aroma
Of melanoma
It's better to get burned than not to have let it in

{Chorus}
We were meant for this
Even though we were star-crossed
And had love lost
It's pretty clear
We were meant for this

We were meant for this
We were meant for this
We were meant for this
Our love is endlessness

Chya I'm Ready for More TAI!

So, Santi was dece, I'll give them that. In no way at all does it compare to this amazingness though!

http://www.myspace.com/theacademyis

Hide and Go Seek

Hide and go seek is a totally silly game that no one over the age of ten should play... but of course, being me, I did. It was generally fun and pretty generic in the outcomes. This all led me to a deeper meaning to unravel behind the metaphor of the game. We all have the tendencies to hide our true feelings behind some facade or another. Some people want to be taken seriously, so they only do things that are considered socially acceptable and this fakeness in the end is what totally gives their weak inner hider away. Others may pretend to be happy and on the inside really feel like a hollow vast pit. Or maybe it's none of these things, but in some way we're hiding something from the world. So who's going to seek it? True love is having someone find out your flaws and telling you that they don't care. Not just the mushy kind of love as seen on any ABC Family made for TV movie, but real love that's shared between people who can bear to co-exist with each other. I want to seek out your problems. I want to be your solution. I want to be the first to show you how much you matter. If this sounds dumb than you obviously don't know me. <3!

ARHOS You've come home to me!

I'm going to have to make his message pretty short because I'm still getting used to the touch screen keyboard on my wonderful mp3 player that I just got back. Writing this out took me like 5 minutes! The important thing is that I can now blog mobile! Hate to brag, but I'm feeling pretty techno advanced right now!