Olivia and Her Love: Chapter 14

There was once a house of glass
With the master of the manor being a man of
Very mysterious manners
He would glance at anyone who happened to pass
Outside his window

Yes, indeed, it's quite hard to sneak up on someone who has a house of glass
No, this gentleman did not fit the standards
But that's awful hard to do when your house is a terrible mass
Of clear sand and crystal, oh so brittle

The fiances had now spotted the house and the gentleman inside
For who could miss him in his crystal abyss
Of tears freshly cried

The couple said that they were tired from the trip
And the master of the manor promised to keep good fellowship
"And apart from having quirks everything in the house works,"
He assured them, "And as a house it's quite alright."
So the couple said they'd stay, if only for the night

The master was actually good with confrontation
Except that mid conversation
He'd break out in tongues
He said that they were special blessings from the Lord, that built up in his lungs
"And besides some of my quirks, I'm still in my right mind"

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Olivia and Her Love: Chapter 13

This chapter holds quite a fateful number
An Omen, a curse, that predicts future blunders
and in this case it is much the same
But for the young man and his bride to be
Luck has seemed never to agree
And it seems that there's always a cloud of rain
And when there's rain, there's thunder

After spending tender moments by the shore
They vowed never to see this town anymore
They could only do damage by staying
But in leaving they've done worse by far

With the night about and the lantern fraying
As they left the town, they'd leave a scar
The man took out a candle
And then took out a match
Thew that at his feet
Which was more than the dry leaves could handle
Because instantly they started to catch
And out of them was to hatch
The small town's defeat

The couple vowed that as they left they wouldn't look back
But if they had they'd see the town lit
By them not wanting to hurt the people they charred them black
And neither of the two knew a bit
That as they walked out of town, it was on fire along with every person in it

I'll Give Until There's Nothing Left

Doing things for your friends can get expensive.... and pretty anoying, just ask the random lady at Wal Mart I flipped out on over a Vitamin Water secretly bought behind my back. Ya, it's complicated. Let's just say I'm not proud of the way I acted. But by the end of the night a thought occured to me while I was stewing in guilt. That thought is: Money comes and goes, friendship lasts a lifetime. If you live your life by this, having expenses won't get in the way of being a generous person to people that probably need a good friend who'll buy things for them. So needless to say I decided to spread some more love and bought my mom a shake at a certain fast food chain. I also drew my dad a picture to tell him how much he's appreciated. And I'm always generous when it comes to love and guidance, so if you need advice or just someone to tell you that they'll be there for you, don't be afraid to ask. <3!

Kiss Off!

KISS OFF!

{CHORUS}
She likes to dance
I know because she boogied all over my grave
She said, "Kiss Off!"
And I said, "Now girl, behave"

She's feisty
She's spicy
Good thing she likes me
Or it could be pricey

{Chorus}

I've got the gun inside my hand
Listen to me, babe
She's got the pistol by the handle
But it's just a game we play

You're the cutest little trainwreck I've ever seen
You've got meltdown down to a science
You're more woman that I can conceive
It's electric, I can't deny it

{Chorus}

bubblegum baby
ice cream darling
cotton candy lady
you're so alarming

She likes to dance
I know because she boogied all over my grave
She said, "Kiss Off!"
She said, "Kiss Off!"

I Need a Time Warp Because I Can't Wait for Waped '08

I just got my new Alternative Press magazine and I'm pretty sure that I'm SUPER pumped to go. Because of recent drama with friends, I was considering not even showing up for it.... but now, I'm thinking, "Screw it! If they don't wanna go, it's their problem." So ya, I'm gunna order my tickets and it's HAPPENING!!!!!! ya!

Six Feet Under the Stars

Last Night I slept on my front lawn under my favorite tree. I saw a shooting star and made the same wish that I made on a dandelion on the last day of school. It was: "I wish this to be the best summer of my life." So far, thanks to friends and family, it's coming true. I hope anyone who reads this has a great summer too! Much Love!

You're Breaking the Law

Idk, but I'm pretty sure that this has hit potential. Let me know what you think about it though!

YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW

{Chorus}
Melony
Your so fine it should be
A felony
And my friends keep tellin' me
Go for it! Go for it!

You wanna go to a movie
Or walk in the park
Laugh all night
Not be home 'til dark?

You wanna dance in the rain
And forget all the pain
Of the drama
Your friends put on ya?

{Chorus}

You never go by the books
And as far as looks
You're breaking the law
That was all that it took
And now you've got me hooked
You're breaking the law

{Chorus}

Take That Former Employer, Your Past Employee Just Became a Destroyer

You know how awesome it feels to have the last laugh. I don't recommend it, because it's particularly nasty and not very nice, but getting revenge is quite satisfying. I just ate at Taco John's after close and winked at a former co-worker that treated me like shh-(watchu say?!). It was my dad's idea because I recently got "fired" from Taco Magina's for no apparent reason except the management switched. But I warn you, you might accidently bite your tongue if you have the last laugh while your being tongue-in-cheek. But the blood that came from that mixed with the taco meat and I soon forgot about it while I was enjoying my sweet sweet victory over a crappy job and sucky, drunk, drug enduced, sexually active, a-hole co-workers who called me their bxtch and made me do extra work. I might just be dining at Taco OurFoodMakesYouTasteLikeADogThrewUpInYourMouthAndOldFartJuiceLeakedFromYourGreatUncleLouie'sAnalCavityOntoYourTongue's all week long.

They've Been With You Your Whole Life

I don't know what your relationship is with your family is. If you love your family though, hang out with them. Spend a day with them, because it really centers your life out. These people, you know, will be around you through thick and thin. And if they won't, they're not really family. I'm saying all this because my family recently took a day off from the real world and visited an old favorite local this Sunday. Dairy Dandy was where we went, a half diner half mini putt putt course. This is one of my favorite places in the world and as I remembered it, it was a small diner with 25 flavors of ice cream and a very enjoyable putt putt course. As it turned out the course was fallen apart and the peanut butter ice cream was stale. But you know what, it was still the best trip to Dairy Dandy yet and we all laughed so hard that we about fainted. Steven actually fell over from laughter. The course had one working motor left for all 19 holes, and my mom almost broke that one. I shot a golfball through a window of a fake building and threadbare greens caused near impossible holes. We all laughed while eating ice cream and my dad actually said the words "I'm drowning in my own mouth!" Do yourself a favor: Pay attention to your family. They've got your back and are always good for a laugh.

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Olivia and Her Love: Chapter 12

So Olivia and the boy with a shark for a hand
Had now devised a needed plan
To move away from all the people who didn't understand
So they didn't have to maim
Everyone who wanted to see them apart
And it would be the same
Because when your in love, you never have a change of heart

For now they needed to be out of reach
So they decided to go to the beach
Where they first laid eyes on each other
And where the boy had won the girl over

"Sweet Olivia, no one thinks that we should be
But you're still here with me
Darling Olivia, I've had to kill most of your family
But you didn't abandon me
Dear, Dear Olivia, I have something on my mind
And the words are kind of hard to find
When I've said my peace, I'm sure you'll see
Why it was so hard for me."
Then the young man got on one knee
And took out a crystal from the see
It was attached to a golden band
Which he slip onto her ruby hand
And said finally,
"Olivia, my dear, will you marry me?"

And of course she said yes and started to cry
And as the sun set behind them and larks flew by
They shared a kiss that didn't finish until the sun was gone beneath the sea

Olivia and Her Love: Chapter 11

I hope that last chapter didn't turn you off
Or make you sick
Too much that you stop reading this
Well If you're still here with me
I have plenty more for you to read
And I promise It won't be as bad as that

The boy with the shark for a hand put a muzzle on up to his wrist
Because hurting Olivia was a risk
When he had to carry her to the hospital
If her father hadn't have pushed her
This wouldn't have happened at all

Olivia slept sound in the hospital bed
Her skin was cracked and extra red
And dark bruises were showing up
At least she wasn't dead and nothing had broke
When she finally awoke
Here voice so soft that only the boy heard when she spoke
"What happened?" she questioned
The boy told her and said
"I'm sorry but your old man is dead."
She said back in a voice covered in black
"Don't even bother, that man was not my father."
And they stayed quiet after that
like all the sound in the world couldn't answer their questions

Who else would have to die before these two could be happy and alive?

Your Voice is the Soundtrack to My Summer

Im gunna throw some more music knowledge atcha. These are my most anticipated albums of the summer and early fall.... I'm prolly going to forget some, but ya, here's some.

1. Relient K- The Bird and the B-Sides (jul. 1)

2. Cute Is What We Aim For- Rotation (June24)

3. Gym Class Heroes- The Quilt (TBA)

4. Underoath- Lost in the Sound of Separation (sep. 2)

5. Danger Radio- Used and Abused(jul. 8)

6. The Maine- Can't Stop Won't Stop (jul. 8)

7. Hit the Lights- Skip School Start Fights (jul. 8)

8. 3OH!3- Want (jul. 8)